Wednesday 10 June 2015

Speaking      Of       Women      III
Yet   Another   Proposal
From   A      Local      politician







Would you marry me?
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No
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Why not?
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You would make a bigamist out of me
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But it's me who is married and not you
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Well if you can have two husbands then I would want two wives, in fact I would have three or four.
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Why would you want three or four?
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I would want a little fat one to do the cooking
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But she might not like it
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Oh yes she would, she would love it, you know the type, nibbling at the ingredients all day. "Um Jam Roly-Poly" while taking a teaspoon to get the last of the jam from the jar
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Who else would you have?
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Would we live in a big house with a big garden back and front?
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Yes
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Then we would need a gardener, get her birthday presents pretending they are for her.
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Like what?
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Like a Flymo
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And what would you be doing?
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I'd be sitting on the patio reading the newspaper, and she would be saying, ah look at the flowers aren't they beautiful, what do think of the roses?

And I would look up briefly and say, Aye Canny
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And what would be my purpose?
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To check when the bed linen needs to be changed
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With a reluctant smile on her face

While all the lads around and about are busting a gut

Thursday 4 June 2015

Google      Calm










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    Music Break - with - Geordie's Choice

    Speaking      Of       Women      I







    A question often asked, at least in this neck of the woods is:

    Do you think I am beautiful?

    The question is asked by those who are and those who are obviously not.

    I ask if the woman is married, if they reply, yes, then I reply:


    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

    Your husband is your beholder

    Ask him





    Speaking      Of       Women      I     I







    Another question often asked, at least in this neck of the woods is:

    Would you marry me?

    Over the last 15 year or so it is probably the question I have been asked most often by women.

    The question is not a proposal.

    It is an attempt to view the fairy tale world that a lot of woman think of that includes a tint of the other persons thoughts.

    Big House

    Garden

    Kids

    Gifts

    And Holidays

    Over many years I have become totally bored with all, to the extent that now I often answer, "Not a cat in hells chance."

    "Urrrr so, what did you think of the score of the football match over the weekend gone?"