Saturday 19 July 2014

Attraction - The carrot or the stick?

by Geordie Gardiner

I think you will find that with most woman it is a big wad that attracts them.

And not a big rod.

Nightclub owner Peter Stringfellow has had more woman than I have had hot dinners.

The comment followed a joke told in FAA that is a little too vulgar I feel even though this Blog has an adult filter, but if you really want to see it then risk clicking <> HERE <>

The Best Valentine Verse Ever

Years ago me and a friend were writing Valentine's Day verses.

You know the type:

Roses are red violets are blue

It has been so long ago I now cannot remember who wrote it.

Did I write it, did my friend write it, did we write it together or did someone else write it?

Sorry I cannot remember.


When you and I are far apart
May trouble never break your heart

I in other lands may roam
Sleep and dream of you alone

All I think I cannot say
Night may come and also day

With you on my mind
You in the poem the question find


Written I believe in 1973 while in the Merchant Navy

Can you find the question?


If you cannot find the question look at the first comment below