Tuesday 29 July 2014

A Splash by Geordie Gardiner

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Music Break - with - Geordie's Choice

Thursday 24 July 2014

Geordie Gardiner

The Selfies in this post were taken by friends from the discontinued My Opera, they all gave permission for me to included the changes I made.

Many things have changed.

I remember years ago if there was an altercation in pubs and clubs it was fairly common to hear women scream and sometimes see them cry.

Now it is fairly common to see them standing around watching as if it were just another video game.

Or well:

With natures stag season always on the go
The ladies tune in and view the show

But with evolution the hunt is to and fro
Now breadwinners need far greater brains

With food from a supermarket
And animals in the pens

Marianna Mills

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About Marianna:

I am a self-taught artist who loves the freedom of just being myself without any limitations to one particular medium. My art is about sharing what is in my heart.

I don't create to please the world, but I create to express and share myself with anyone who is willing to embrace it.

Baltimore, MD - United States

Sunday 20 July 2014

Smut Explanation

Recently Posted in Fine Art America

The Comedy Cat Blogs have an adult filter, the adult content is not visual, it is in the text, which will include elements of social commentary and humour.

It is a writing tactic that was used to get French people interested in Revolution.

I will be using a similar tactic to get people who would not normally read about Christianity to do so by 'getting them in' with social commentary and humour.

Saturday 19 July 2014

Attraction - The carrot or the stick?

by Geordie Gardiner

I think you will find that with most woman it is a big wad that attracts them.

And not a big rod.

Nightclub owner Peter Stringfellow has had more woman than I have had hot dinners.

The comment followed a joke told in FAA that is a little too vulgar I feel even though this Blog has an adult filter, but if you really want to see it then risk clicking <> HERE <>

The Best Valentine Verse Ever

Years ago me and a friend were writing Valentine's Day verses.

You know the type:

Roses are red violets are blue

It has been so long ago I now cannot remember who wrote it.

Did I write it, did my friend write it, did we write it together or did someone else write it?

Sorry I cannot remember.


When you and I are far apart
May trouble never break your heart

I in other lands may roam
Sleep and dream of you alone

All I think I cannot say
Night may come and also day

With you on my mind
You in the poem the question find


Written I believe in 1973 while in the Merchant Navy

Can you find the question?


If you cannot find the question look at the first comment below

Wednesday 16 July 2014

War and Peace

If everyone in the world joined a religious organization there would be no more war, right???????????????

And if everyone in the world became an Atheist there would be more wars, wrong???????????????


You cannot Prove the non existence of something. You can only prove the existence of something.

Hi there

Ever see a Moa on the lawn?


And if anyone has seen a Moa on the lawn was it here?

Male nipples.. no I am asking.. what use were they to Adam.. why was he born with nipples?

The above question is asked because the person asking the question thinks there is no answer, that is why he asks it, in an attempt to stop you in your tracks and bamboozle you for long enough to enable their side to gather their thoughts and then better be able to attack you.

So you treat the question with the contempt it deserves, and answer it in similar way as I did below.

BUT is there an answer?

I believe there is, but the problem is that we always regard God as knowing what is going to happen before it happens. Imagine being like that. Like, dear me, I am not playing chess with him today he will only beat me but tomorrow he is not going to be feeling very well.

Is it possible to change your mind if you know what is going to happen before it happens?

The Amoeba, study it.

Then consider, was Eve an after thought?

I am willing to included writing on this subject in this Blog or a linked Blog with full credit.

The Above Thoughts Were Not Included In My Reply To The Question, Which Is Below

The English language is a beautiful language.

We take it for granted.

Nipples - Go find the German word for nipple.

(but the German word for nipple will just mean nipple but in German)

No - the German word for nipple is a combination of words and when you split those words it means, "Wart Of The Chest."

Now then, aren't you glad you have a nipple instead of a wart on your chest?

Be thankful.

Belly Buttons

Aye and appendix to you as well.

Look At The Moon

One more thing to all the Atheist that have a need to mock Jesus and people who follow him, I have always wondered and I really don't like to generalize but why do you have such a need to bash, degrade, mock,belittle,humiliate Christians? is that what is required to validate your non-belief in God that you must convince yourself by doing, saying , and acting like a total donkeys behind to give credence to your lack of belief in God. Well it does nothing for your cause to mock my religion, to try and argue your smarter than me, that you know more history,that you deffer to science, that your such and intelligent person you need no God you depend on yourself, and bla bla bla, I don't have that same need, you want to know why, because God does not force you to acknowledge him, therefore, I have no need to tear down your reason for non belief to validate why I do believe. I don't need to take cases to the supreme court to remove all possible mention of My Lords name from your view, just to keep you comfortable in your irrational,unnatural, denial of my God.I have no desire to convert you to believe in God, but don't disrespect my God, my right to my religion, and don't engage in Blasphemy! It's really the only thing God does not forgive!

The next time someone tries to indicate that a lack of intelligence is require to believe in God then just tell them to, "Look at the moon"

Look at the moon?

Yeh. just look at the moon


Most of the craters on the moon have been named after scientist, mathematicians and such people. If there where a league list of the greatest number we might start with, what is the greatest number by nationality?

How many craters up there are named after Americans?

How many craters are named after the British or the Germans?

In fact the greatest number of craters are named after Christians who also happened to be scientist and mathematicians.

With the greatest number of those Christians being Jesuit priests.

So the next time someone tells you that Christians are dumb just tell them to look at the moon.

Tuesday 15 July 2014


Hers is a joke that gets right to the kuckle 

It is a joke by a comeden from Liverpool called Stan Boardman

During a German bombing raid over Liverpool in the Second World War Stan's bother was killed. 

Stan told loads of jokes over the years about the German Focker Wolf, even though that is it's correct name there are English speaking people who confuse Focker (correct spelling) with a similar sounding word. 

The press in Britian at the time would often ask Stand what it was he was saying and because no one could prove that he was saying anything other than Focker he was often on prime time TV*. 

The video below is of a talk show programme, which for first time he indicated that he was saying something other than Focker.

*Or as they say in Britain, Before The Watershed.

I don't normally go around correcting spelling in people's posts (even though I'm a legal editor in my day job), but you did make it a point to say Focker is the correct spelling, Geordie, and it's not. It's Fokker.

Just wanted to keep the record straight (especially since I just told a Fokker joke in the travel stories thread yesterday! ;-)

Sorry So and So.

You are incorrect - even Stan used the incorrect spelling, I promise, even though Stan sold T-shirts with the spelling Fokker on them, even Stan got it wrong, I might not be a legal editor, but for years I have been interested in Military history.


A Fokker is in fact a Dutch plane - Check it out - Fokker is Dutch

Focker is German

But Thanks all the same

Seriously, Geordie? Then I guess the company is spelling its own name wrong?!?





Check this one as well (So and So)

And though this is the German company that made the aircraft - the spelling here is Focke - but should you be bothered to check further you will find that in the past there was an R at the end


Geordie, dear, did you read the Wikipedia articles you quoted? If you did and you still maintain that Fokker was a Dutch company (rather than a company founded by a Dutch man in Germany), then there's really nothing more I can say to you. And sure, there was also a German aircraft company called Focke-Wulf. The one had nothing to do with the other. And when was there *ever* an R at the end of the Focke in Focke-Wulf? Why would there be? The name of the man who founded the company was Focke (just as Fokker is the name of the man who founded that company).

You really are stretching the bounds of credulity here.

Maybe you should join this forum, where people seem to actually know what they're talking about:


So and So,



Hello (2nd Person)

It seems So and So is blindly going around in the dark and so she cannot make out, one Fokker from the Focker.

I am sure she will find the right Focker one day, but she does not realise that the right Focker is the German Focker and not the Dutch Fokker. I can understand her dilemma. apparently she likes a good Fokker joke. So at the end of the day I can understand why she wants to make sure she has got the right Focker.

Women are like that.

Where as where most men are concerned they do not care if it is one Fokker or the other Focker

If Anyone Can Produce A Good Focker Joke I'll Post It Here
With Full Credit

BTW with the correct spellings of Fokker or Focker

No other similar sounding words accepted

Because some Fokkers can get people to pull their hair out
So get the Focker right

Tommy the Tinker from Timbuktu has just been on the line
He thinks he can do a good Focker joke

Here is the thing I don't get.

I come in and check the thread out and leave for hours and get some work done. When I comeback, hours later, the same people have been here that entire time posting crap. The same ones that were in here for hours before that also.

Then later today or tomorrow or next week the same people will be starting or joining threads whining about not selling anything. Doh!


Clean the bath and the kitchen sink and then see what happens


Should you think your mind is above those who are here

Enlighten us

Otherwise clean your next door neighbours house


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Sunday 13 July 2014

Michael The Archangel

I had a conversation with an artist in Fine Art America that roughly revolved around changing the titles of Artwork.

After considering what he had to say, I offered to change the title of something I had produced if he went ahead and changed the title of his work.

In my enthusiasm to spur him on, I renamed the following work from "Thor the God of Thunder" to "Michael the Archangel".

The other person was pondering the possibility of making more sales if his work had a different title.

At the moment I am waiting for his permission to include further details of his work and extracts from the conversation.

Until he gets back in contact with me here is "Michael the Archangel."

Michael The Archangel

Conversation with a Christian:


You've named it what?

Thor the God of Thunder

But there is only one God

Well I know that

Then why are you naming it after another God?

It's not a God

Then why have you given it a title that includes the name God?

You know, you do understand the word myth?
It's not real, along with Leprechauns, Unicorns and fire belching dragons, Thor did not exist.
I wonder, do you believe in the Wicked Witch of the West and if so is there really a Yellow Brick Road?