SunderlandⒸOMEDY CAT, Geordie Gardiner - Takes on the World
Wednesday, 3 June 2015
Speaking Of Women I
Speaking Of Women I
A question often asked, at least in this neck of the woods is:
Do you think I am beautiful?
The question is asked by those who are and those who are obviously not.
I ask if the woman is married, if they reply, yes, then I reply:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Your husband is your beholder
Ask him
Speaking Of Women I I
Speaking Of Women I I
Another question often asked, at least in this neck of the woods is:
Would you marry me?
Over the last 15 year or so it is probably the question I have been asked most often by women.
The question is not a proposal.
It is an attempt to view the fairy tale world that a lot of woman think of that includes a tint of the other persons thoughts.
Big House
Garden
Kids
Gifts
And Holidays
Over many years I have become totally bored with all, to the extent that now I often answer, "Not a cat in hells chance."
"Urrrr so, what did you think of the score of the football match over the weekend gone?"
Thursday, 28 May 2015
Army Humour I I
Blind Faith
Army Humour I I
Blind Faith
Blind Faith
Reason leads to the scientific method: doubt, questions, intelligent guessing, testing and then truth or not truth is known Superstition leads to beliefs based on hearsay, testimony, second, third, and greater accounts, fear, wishful thinking and blind faith.
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Ha-ha-ha
S*** it reminds me of a nickname the regiment I was in had.
We carried nukes, it's no longer an official secret and has not been an official secret for years. There are American Amy documents on the net that include public domain info on the regiment, which I choose not to give the URL address for.
Should anyone from the cloak and dagger brigade ever pass this way - Two Seven Squadron.
Anyway we called ourselves the mushrooms.
Conversations went as follows:
Why do they call you the mushrooms?
Why do you think they call us the mushrooms?
Is it because of the mushroom cloud?
No
Then why do they call you the mushrooms?
Because we are feed on shit and kept in the dark.
I suppose it might help to add, that our officers when asked question such as, "So sir, what happens after we fire them?"
Would answer, "You will be told on a need to know basis."
Someone "kept in the dark" does not know what is happening.
And all the lads thought the food that the Catering Corps served up was crap.
Evidence
Evidence
I am looking for evidence of the Bible Stories... I know most of the location---- towns and cities existed.. that is not in question. It is the stories themselves.... Original source documents corroborating the stories... "Today in the news... Jesus waked on water today..."
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Didn't have newspapers back then R**, I think they used to wash their arse.
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