tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9235439595348833632024-03-05T18:50:28.828+00:00Comedy CatSunderlandâ’¸OMEDY CAT, Geordie Gardiner - Takes on the World Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger71125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-68752519127645134072016-11-29T14:38:00.002+00:002016-12-07T23:25:23.462+00:00Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-57872930193927108512016-10-20T23:36:00.003+01:002016-11-28T03:34:29.207+00:00Elocution <center>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-18153914563812356962016-07-12T22:06:00.001+01:002016-07-13T01:52:09.890+01:00Would You Marry Me?Originally TitledSpeaking Of Women IIIYet Another ProposalFrom A Local Politician <br />
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<span style="color: pink;">Would you marry me?</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">No</span>
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<span style="color: pink;">Why not?</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">You would make a bigamist out of me</span>
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<span style="color: pink;">But it's me who is married and not you</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">Well if you can have two husbands then I would want two wives, in fact I would have three or four</span>
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<span style="color: pink;">Why would you want three or four?</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">I would want a little fat one to do the cooking</span>
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<span style="color: pink;">But she might not like it</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">Oh yes she would, she would love it, you know the type, nibbling at the ingredients all day. "Um Jam Roly-Poly" while taking a teaspoon to get the last of the jam from the jar</span>
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<span style="color: pink;">Who else would you have?</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">Would we live in a big house with a big garden back and front?</span>
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<span style="color: pink;">Yes</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">Then we would need a gardener, get her birthday presents pretending they are for her</span>
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<span style="color: pink;">Like what?</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">Like a Flymo</span>
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<span style="color: pink;">And what would you be doing?</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">I'd be sitting on the patio reading the newspaper, and she would be saying, ah look at the flowers aren't they beautiful, what do think of the roses?<br />
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And I would look up briefly and say, "Aye Canny"</span>
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<span style="color: pink;">And what would be my purpose?</span>
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<span style="color: deepskyblue;">To check when the bed linen needs to be changed</span>
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With a reluctant smile on her face<br />
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While all the lads around and about are busting a gut<br />
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First Posted </span><a href="https://comedy-cat.blogspot.co.uk/2015/06/speaking-yet-from.html" target="_blank">Here</a>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-79862256233779355942016-05-22T00:32:00.003+01:002016-05-22T01:32:11.981+01:00Is Homosexually A Sin?byGeordie GardinerIn Conversation With Students From Sunderland <br />
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Is homosexually a sin?<br />
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<a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2018:22" target="_blank">It is written</a><br />
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What is?<br />
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That man should not lie with man<br />
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Is there a cure for homosexually?<br />
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Of course there is, do not be despondent<br />
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So what is the cure?<br />
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Well first of all you need to find yourself a good woman<br />
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Then what?<br />
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Late at night draw the curtains, turn the light out and pretend she is <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ten_Commandments_(1956_film)" target="_blank">Yul Brynner</a><br />
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Why Yul Brynner?<br />
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Because Rameses needed a good fuckin<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-45520062186970298502016-05-22T00:20:00.001+01:002016-05-22T00:22:43.995+01:00BeliefbyGeordie Gardiner <br/>
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Belief<br />
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Belief is a strange thing, it can be a great benefit to those who believe but what is strange is that for it to be of benefit you have to believe it is true even if it happens not to be true.<br />
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If you do not believe it is true then it is of no benefit.<br />
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Christians believe that God is with them and subsequently it is of great benefit to them throughout their life.<br />
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At the end of their life the thought of going to a better place helps to make their passing far less traumatic.<br />
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Lets look at hypochondriacs<br />
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They go to the doctors with an ailment, thinking it is real.<br />
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They believe it is real so to them it is real.<br />
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The person has likely to have been assessed over many years and has been found to have had many such illnesses, so the doctor examines the person and not being able to find any problem he prescribes chalk.<br />
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The chalk is in tablet form and hypochondriacs believe the medication will cure them, which it does not but they believe it will so it does.<br/>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-18817738933419547582016-03-12T19:32:00.003+00:002016-03-12T19:32:34.826+00:00The Pen Is sightlier With DiscordbyGeordie Gardiner
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The zip is better than a button<br />
And the hen came before the egg<br />
but there are some left<br />
That are bereft<br />
Of any true meaning<br />
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The pen is mightier than the sword<br />
Is often said<br />
with pretty polly scratching its head<br />
Because it's fashionable<br />
To be fashionable<br />
And to pretend that you're well read<br />
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Or at least wise enough to repeat what others have said<br />
But it's those with rage<br />
Who consider a blank page<br />
As the start <br />
Of a bloody revoluion<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-76940429196145532232016-02-09T19:21:00.000+00:002016-02-09T20:47:08.587+00:00Do you ever have shit on your arse?byGeordie Gardiner <br/>
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I was having a drink a few weeks back in a pub in Fatfield<br/>
It was an afternoon and fairly packed<br/>
Before long the conversation got round to Christianity<br/>
And once the ball started to roll they where all ears<br/>
One of the young women asked me to say a prayer for Dave Bowie<br/>
I even had them singing hymns<br/>
I goaded them:<br/>
"If I can tell you the history of my favourite hymns will you sing them?<br/>
But only if what I have to say is interesting<br/>
If you don't find it interesting then you need not bother<br/>
What do you say"<br/>
And so with the help of YouTube I was able to get the words up on a screen<br/>
30 minutes or so later it developed into a group discussion<br/>
About politics<br/>
They wanted to know my thoughts<br/>
It became very relaxed<br/>
And in a lull a young man said:<br/>
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Can I ask you something?<br/>
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Yeah, whatever you want<br/>
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Do you ever have shit on your arse?<br/>
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Well you might construe to believe my answer is in regard to people but you would be wrong, it's not<br/>
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It's not?<br/>
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No<br/>
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Then what is it about?<br/>
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It's about shit?<br/>
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Shit?<br/>
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Yeah, that's what you asked me about, you asked me about shit and not about people, so my answer would be in regard to shit.<br/>
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Errrr yeah, OK,<br/>
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Well do you know a soft shit?<br/>
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A soft shit?<br/>
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Aye you've had one before, haven't you?<br/>
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What?<br/>
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A soft shit, you've had one?<br/>
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Well yeah<br/>
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Well you see a soft shit leaves shit on your arse. But you know a tough shit........it doesn't leave a speck ...(Laughter Form The Pub)... so it would be a waste of time me asking you the same question<br/>
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What question?<br/>
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Do you ever have shit on your arse?<br/>
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Why?<br/>
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Because you have just admitted that you do, so it would be a waste of time asking<br/>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-62116630820194133632016-02-08T13:50:00.003+00:002016-02-08T13:57:32.838+00:00THE MONS VISITOR <br/>
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It is a coincidence that the first British soldier killed in the First World War and the last British soldier killed in the First World War were killed in Mons.<br />
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Strange though it may seem, it is just a coincidence. Stranger things have happen, I am sure.<br />
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People are strange, when you're a stranger and nothing can be stranger than what people claim to see and with often reported celestial activity, people are bound to look to the clouds to see what they can see.<br />
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Both John Parr and George Edwin Ellison where buried in the same cemetery and as the years passed by the talk was of the sky and not of the spot where you stand to view, and wish you were a tree.<br />
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Then one day there was yet another "visitor." <br />
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Likely a sceptic, if you ask me.<br />
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And without a glance to the heavens he saw.<br />
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And was amazed, with awe and wonder that in over 90 years since the noise of man-made thunder<br />
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The lighting, was of such purity, that he could not help but see <br />
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The futility<br />
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The insanity <br />
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Of never knowing <br />
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How such can be<br />
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It being a coincidence<br />
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A complete coincidence<br />
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That there in rest<br />
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Is the headstone of one<br />
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Facing the other one<br />
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And it<br />
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Was all for me<br />
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Me<br />
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Me, me, <br />
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The me <br />
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Me, me society<br />
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Who don't give a hoot<br />
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If you're dammed of blessed.<br />
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Originally posted in the "Fire of the Lord" blog at the picture link below, where you can find information on how the Pentecostal church in the UK grew from developments that started in Sunderland by the Rev. Alexander Boddy who was also involved in the story of the Angles of Mons, which were clained to have been seen at the fists battle in the First World War that included British troops.
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<br/>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-31852765247322916922016-01-05T04:53:00.003+00:002016-01-05T06:41:39.260+00:00Anti-Christian RhetoricbyGeordie Gardiner
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<h2>People who do not believe believe they know how to believe</center><br />
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The collective brain<br />
Soaking<br />
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Like a sponge in the rain<br />
All that should flow down the drain<br />
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Then repeated<br />
Again and again<br />
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Till it's stuck in their brain<br />
And so they can get to repeat<br />
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The thoughts of the collective brain<br />
That they are seeking<br />
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Weather good or bad<br />
Whether happy or sad<br />
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Sane or mad<br />
They are all glad<br />
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That there is a hymn book<br />
That fits<br />
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The fashion of the week<br />
That they can all sing from<br />
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"I am a pacifist"<br />
Who would go out and kill?<br />
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Just for the thrill<br />
Of a revolution<br />
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But you <br />
You should not kill<br />
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And blood should not spill<br />
If someone attacks you<br />
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"Jesus would not kill a fly"<br />
But they bat an eye<br />
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In case anyone should spy<br />
A herd of pigs<br />
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Who ran into the sea<br />
For other than to wash there<br />
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So it goes on and on<br />
And on and on<br />
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Repeated<br />
Half-truths<br />
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Spouted from wannabe strewths<br />
From the hightest roofs<br />
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Because they know <br />
What you should know<br />
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That they are atheists</h2><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-923543959534883363.post-8873101301472510532015-12-16T16:48:00.004+00:002016-05-22T01:12:58.859+01:00Jesus In The Garden <br />
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Geordie's Thoughts:<br />
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I think the expression on the face of Jesus is very interesting.<br />
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I asked myself, "what is it that the sculptor is trying to convey?"<br />
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I came to the conclusion that it was exasperation.<br />
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The title I would give to the sculpture is, "Jesus listens to yet another stupid question."<br />
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See Bob Sample's work at the <a href="http://christian-artworks.blogspot.co.uk/2015/12/by-by-bob-sample-of-pks-images.html" target="_blank">link</a>:
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September, 25th 1920<br />
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Approximately one hundred years ago woman on both sides of the Atlantic fought for the right to vote.<br />
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Opposition against the Suffragette movement was widespread and is well documented. <br />
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The Woman Patriot was a weekly tabloid published in the United States from April 27, 1918 to December 1932. The paper was published by the Woman’s Anti-Suffrage Association and it claimed to be Dedicated to the Defence of The Family and the State and Against Feminism and Socialism. Margaret C. Robinson and Mary Kilbreth were the editors.
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On finding that many of the Suffragettes in America had links to New York I decide to investigate further, with the idea of possibly posting information in one of my Blogs dedicated to artwork that depicts New York.<br />
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I was able to find a number of interesting photographs of the leading American Suffragettes, including a very good image of Mrs. H. Riordan, taken in New York that belonged to the George Grantham Bain Collection, which was acquired by the Library of Congress in 1948.<br />
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The photograph was taken in 1911 and shows Mrs. H. Riordan while distributing "The American Suffragette" that was produced by the National Progressive Woman Suffrage Union.<br />
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The photograph can be found for sale in a number of places on the internet and can also be found in a number of other Web pages and Blogs.<br />
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All examples of the image that I have found include the damaged area that can be seen on the right of the image, which I find to be a distraction that draws the eye away from the main point of interest.<br />
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As the image has no known restrictions on publication I thought I would attempt to see how it would look without the damaged area.<br />
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I have an HND in documentary photography and have studied Electronic Media Design at university, I have been restoring photographs and changing them to make them look funny for many years and so I find the process a lot of fun.<br />
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Once while working on an image I uncovered a subliminal message.<br />
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I stated by removing all the spots, scratches and blemishes, before moving on to the main damaged area.<br />
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Most of the work on the main damaged area was produced while working at full magnification, starting with the door, then the step before moving on to the figure on the extreme right of the image.<br />
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I then worked on the man's hand cleaning the side of the shop entrance and finally began to work on the area that looks a little like a shopping bag that looks to be in the left hand of the man cleaning the side of the shop entrance.<br />
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It was while working on the final area of the photograph in full magnification that I became aware of being able to see the man's penis.
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Would you marry me?
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No
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Why not?
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You would make a bigamist out of me<br/>
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But it's me who is married and not you
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Well if you can have two husbands then I would want two wives, in fact I would have three or four.<br/>
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Why would you want three or four?
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I would want a little fat one to do the cooking<br/>
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But she might not like it
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Oh yes she would, she would love it, you know the type, nibbling at the ingredients all day. "Um Jam Roly-Poly" while taking a teaspoon to get the last of the jam from the jar<br/>
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Who else would you have?
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Would we live in a big house with a big garden back and front?<br/>
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Yes
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Then we would need a gardener, get her birthday presents pretending they are for her.
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Like what?
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Like a Flymo
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And what would you be doing?
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I'd be sitting on the patio reading the newspaper, and she would be saying, ah look at the flowers aren't they beautiful, what do think of the roses?<br/>
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And I would look up briefly and say, Aye Canny
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And what would be my purpose?
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To check when the bed linen needs to be changed
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While all the lads around and about are busting a gut<br />
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A question often asked, at least in this neck of the woods is: <br/>
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Do you think I am beautiful? <br/>
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The question is asked by those who are and those who are obviously not. <br/>
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I ask if the woman is married, if they reply, yes, then I reply:<br/>
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Your husband is your beholder <br/>
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Another question often asked, at least in this neck of the woods is: <br/>
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Would you marry me? <br/>
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Over the last 15 year or so it is probably the question I have been asked most often by women. <br/>
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The question is not a proposal. <br/>
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It is an attempt to view the fairy tale world that a lot of woman think of that includes a tint of the other persons thoughts. <br/>
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Big House <br/>
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Garden <br/>
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Over many years I have become totally bored with all, to the extent that now I often answer, "Not a cat in hells chance." <br/>
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"Urrrr so, what did you think of the score of the football match over the weekend gone?" <br/>
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Reason leads to the scientific method: doubt, questions, intelligent guessing, testing and then truth or not truth is known
Superstition leads to beliefs based on hearsay, testimony, second, third, and greater accounts, fear, wishful thinking and blind faith.<br />
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S*** it reminds me of a nickname the regiment I was in had. <br />
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We carried nukes, it's no longer an official secret and has not been an official secret for years. There are American Amy documents on the net that include public domain info on the regiment, which I choose not to give the URL address for. <br />
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Should anyone from the cloak and dagger brigade ever pass this way - Two Seven Squadron. <br />
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Why do they call you the mushrooms? <br />
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Why do you think they call us the mushrooms? <br />
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Is it because of the mushroom cloud? <br />
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Then why do they call you the mushrooms? <br />
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Because we are feed on shit and kept in the dark. <br />
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I suppose it might help to add, that our officers when asked question such as, "So sir, what happens after we fire them?" <br />
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Would answer, "You will be told on a need to know basis." <br />
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Someone "kept in the dark" does not know what is happening. <br />
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And all the lads thought the food that the Catering Corps served up was crap. <br />
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I am looking for evidence of the Bible Stories... I know most of the location---- towns and cities existed.. that is not in question. It is the stories themselves.... Original source documents corroborating the stories... "Today in the news... Jesus waked on water today..."
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The fine art of dining usually will involve some nice glasses and a beverage enjoyed by those sharing a meal. Take time to share the joy of life by sharing a meal with this special Dine with Wine<br/>
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Life is all about struggle, motivation, comparison, competition...when that all ends, death seems like a likely result. <br />
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Eventually Lisa <br />
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Now you know<br />
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